Beaver and Bernard
One peaceful sunny morning in the woods of Saskatchewan Beaver and Bernard were sitting in there shack in the heart of the woods. Beaver was trying to teach Bernard how to say apple when out of nowhere they heard
a loud noise, and they both rushed out of there shack. Beaver looked at the sky and noticed that there was a purple mushroom cloud, so they ran as fast as they could to reach the explosion site. When they got there everything was purple like the trees, the grass and the bushes. “Hey look everything’s red” Bernard said.
“No Bernard that’s purple” exclaimed beaver. Beaver had noticed that two men also covered in purple were rushing towards them. “Sorry about the noise” one of the men said with guilt in his voice. “That’s no problem” Bernard said, “but there is a problem, why is everything purple and how are you people” Beaver angrily said. “What do you mean by you people, just because you’re a different spieses than us doesn’t mean you can pick on us like some dork in gym class” the other man said. Beaver and the man started arguing loudly.
Finally the other man said “we are scientists trying to make trees live longer, but instead we ended up contaminating these trees”. Beaver thought for a moment and remembered that he was doing the same thing. “I have something that can cure these trees of there dieses”. “We better hurry up then”. The four of them went to the shack and found the in ingredients to heal the trees of there dieses.
There was a huge explosion and everyone flew back about 50 miles, but the good news is the forest is back to normal, nobody was hurt by the explosion, the two men got promotions for there excellent work.